You're Gonna Be Sorry.... And There's No Pictures.

Okay, all of you (or 1 of you) here's a flipping update. You see, I don't really have much going on, hence the lack of posts, so don't be excited or anything.

Here's what's going on:

#1:

Um, so I think I have lice. Is it territorial? There's like a 1" diameter spot on my head that itches like crazy. Maybe I have scabies. Is that what it is? What's that thing people get on scalps that is gross skin? Let's see if Google has an answer.... barf! okay, don't google image that, Merry Christmas, I just saved your lunch from coming up. So, I'm guessing that maybe my scalp is a little dry because of my fancy shampoo and conditioner called Suave. Maybe I should splurge and get the Suave Professional line, but it's like $1.89 a bottle.

#2:

I need to trim my arm hairs. Yep, I do that. With a #2 guard.

#3:

We got a new (to us) car. It's a Honda Pilot that we've named Ponchess. Sacrelig. I like it and have decided Tahoe's are for suckers. Three car seats fit in a row in the middle, that was my only requirement for buying a car, and it's cheaper, and gets better gas mileage, and drives like a roller skate. The downside: it's not as sexy as a Tahoe, it doesn't have a temperature thing and automatic lights, so I usually drive in the dark at night. It does have GPS (which made finding H & M a snap!) and seat warmers. Oh, how I've missed seat warmers. Oh how I wish my folding chair of a desk chair had a seat warmer right now.

#4:

Jason and Oakley fight 88% of the time. It gets old.
O: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!! DON'T KILL THE FLY!
J: Why? It's just a fly?
O: NOOOOOOOO!!!!! HE'S MY FRIEND! DON'T KILL HIM!
J: He's not your friend, he's just a fly.
O: NO, HE'S MY FRIEND!
J: He's not your friend, he doesn't even know you exist.
-----stomp------
O: MMMMMOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM! DAD KILLED MY FRIEND!
S: What should we do?
O: Let's kill his friend, with his shoe!

Consider yourself warned, friends.

#5:

Reese had surgery on his throat. He's home and fine. He's also crawling all around, and I chase him most the day with his food pump/pole because he's supposed to be on it 20 hours a day. We're working on it.

#6:

Both babies are getting most of their teeth, at once. We started with an upper lateral, then 3 - 5 more uptop, depending on the kid. My kids are freaks. Nate likes to bite things.

#7:

I got the most amazing thing ever for our Jones Cousin white elephant Christmas party. Be jealous you aren't a Jones cousin. Seriously, I can't wait. Oh, and I thought of a funny, but it was too late, but Emily, this is for you: So we're incharge of drinks and games or drinking games?

#8:

Jason is done with school for the semester!! Hip Hip Hooray! He got a 70/70 on his E-Portfolio. (Or maybe I did.) Regardless, you are going to want to hire him (me) when you never see it. It is amazing, the teacher even commented "BEAUTIFUL!!!" I should direct her to my blog, this is some impressive writing.

Alrighty, I'm done. (Sorry if the cranky showed through the words, I'm cold and tired with an itchy head.)
I love you all!