That's not helping the cankles at all.On to the rest.
The "Never List" is a list of things Jason verbalized at some point as his brilliant 18-24 year old self. Before he had me, and before it got changed to the "Things That I Will Eventually Do List." I don't remember all the specifics, but the just of it was:
*I will never change a dirty diaper.
*I will never have a minivan (okay, so he's still holding on to this one, but I think it's the last.)
*I will never weigh over XXX pounds.
That's all I can think of for now, but you could make up pretty much anything a cocky 18 - 24 year old would say, and it was probably on the list.
I, well, I was different. I never had a list. I just had a mental picture of what my life would be, 
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and thus having this as my plan, never thought I needed the "Never List," things would just end up according to my plans. I would be classy, and have classy kids.Welp, not so much the case. I look like this, often,
and have kids with snotty noses (you can thank me for not including a picture) and can't think of anything clever-non-white-trash for my twins to be for Halloween.
I forget where I was going with this post. Oh well.
