At this moment

My mother-in-law has all the grandkids (- the babies) over for a sleepover tonight. Bless her heart, right? So I should be doing something awesome, instead....

-I flipped between watching the olympics and Prison Wives eating pretzels until I got a canker sore.
(um, go America and your gold!)
(Annika, let your husband take the job in the furniture making department in prison, it will help him pass time since he is sentenced to life in prison without the possibility of parole. You could use the money to get your tips filled.)

-Put the babies to bed

-Am listening to Jason watch P90X. He's motivated.

-And now I'm going to bed, so hopefully I'll wake up in the morning happy and be able to be on time for work, for the first time in probably 3 years, for reals.

P.S. Do we get our money back for the DVD's that were used to illegally burn P90X if we don't get results like this? And what exercises give you the tan? I'll just do those, tan fat looks better than white fat.

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Give Me a Plaque Because It's Official:

As if the three kids three and under at my house weren't enough proof, I've realized lately that I'm totally a mom.

I rubbed my nose, my hand smelled like poop.

I'm a mom.

Oakley asked, "Mom, what is that?"
I answered, "It's the money you could be saving with Geico."
And then I laughed.

I'm a mom.


I have also said, and thought many times, "You can help best by staying out of the way."

I'm a mom.

I've gotten totally ready and what I considered to be "cute" and realized I had my sneakers on with my normal outfit. I then decided that I was going to leave them on, because after all, they are more comfortable.

I'm a mom.

Then I was talking to my mom about how I'm totally a mom (meaning not cute and 17 - 26 years old anymore) and she asked, "Who said that's a bad thing?"
And I got teary-eyed.

Yep, I'm a mom.