Bad Hair Day

Who, me? No, I'd have to do my hair regularly to have a baseline to determine the type of hair day. At this time in my life, I just have days I shower and days I don't.

Anyhoo, here's what I get for celebrating with pepsi that all 3 boys were down for naps at one time.




Sorry little plants, you'll be looking great all full of blooms in a month or so.

At this moment

My mother-in-law has all the grandkids (- the babies) over for a sleepover tonight. Bless her heart, right? So I should be doing something awesome, instead....

-I flipped between watching the olympics and Prison Wives eating pretzels until I got a canker sore.
(um, go America and your gold!)
(Annika, let your husband take the job in the furniture making department in prison, it will help him pass time since he is sentenced to life in prison without the possibility of parole. You could use the money to get your tips filled.)

-Put the babies to bed

-Am listening to Jason watch P90X. He's motivated.

-And now I'm going to bed, so hopefully I'll wake up in the morning happy and be able to be on time for work, for the first time in probably 3 years, for reals.

P.S. Do we get our money back for the DVD's that were used to illegally burn P90X if we don't get results like this? And what exercises give you the tan? I'll just do those, tan fat looks better than white fat.

Just Browsing

Make a great day!

Give Me a Plaque Because It's Official:

As if the three kids three and under at my house weren't enough proof, I've realized lately that I'm totally a mom.

I rubbed my nose, my hand smelled like poop.

I'm a mom.

Oakley asked, "Mom, what is that?"
I answered, "It's the money you could be saving with Geico."
And then I laughed.

I'm a mom.


I have also said, and thought many times, "You can help best by staying out of the way."

I'm a mom.

I've gotten totally ready and what I considered to be "cute" and realized I had my sneakers on with my normal outfit. I then decided that I was going to leave them on, because after all, they are more comfortable.

I'm a mom.

Then I was talking to my mom about how I'm totally a mom (meaning not cute and 17 - 26 years old anymore) and she asked, "Who said that's a bad thing?"
And I got teary-eyed.

Yep, I'm a mom.

Rio de Janeiro, 2016

We've got a future gymnast on our hands.



Now all I need is Bella Karolyi's # and we'll get a gold for sure!

The Most Wonderful Time of the Year

It was fantastic. How could it not be?

With a unicorn,


adorable home-made gifts,
fun family in town,
and Oakley having the time of his life,I loved Christmas!

Only 352 days left.

You're Gonna Be Sorry.... And There's No Pictures.

Okay, all of you (or 1 of you) here's a flipping update. You see, I don't really have much going on, hence the lack of posts, so don't be excited or anything.

Here's what's going on:

#1:

Um, so I think I have lice. Is it territorial? There's like a 1" diameter spot on my head that itches like crazy. Maybe I have scabies. Is that what it is? What's that thing people get on scalps that is gross skin? Let's see if Google has an answer.... barf! okay, don't google image that, Merry Christmas, I just saved your lunch from coming up. So, I'm guessing that maybe my scalp is a little dry because of my fancy shampoo and conditioner called Suave. Maybe I should splurge and get the Suave Professional line, but it's like $1.89 a bottle.

#2:

I need to trim my arm hairs. Yep, I do that. With a #2 guard.

#3:

We got a new (to us) car. It's a Honda Pilot that we've named Ponchess. Sacrelig. I like it and have decided Tahoe's are for suckers. Three car seats fit in a row in the middle, that was my only requirement for buying a car, and it's cheaper, and gets better gas mileage, and drives like a roller skate. The downside: it's not as sexy as a Tahoe, it doesn't have a temperature thing and automatic lights, so I usually drive in the dark at night. It does have GPS (which made finding H & M a snap!) and seat warmers. Oh, how I've missed seat warmers. Oh how I wish my folding chair of a desk chair had a seat warmer right now.

#4:

Jason and Oakley fight 88% of the time. It gets old.
O: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!! DON'T KILL THE FLY!
J: Why? It's just a fly?
O: NOOOOOOOO!!!!! HE'S MY FRIEND! DON'T KILL HIM!
J: He's not your friend, he's just a fly.
O: NO, HE'S MY FRIEND!
J: He's not your friend, he doesn't even know you exist.
-----stomp------
O: MMMMMOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM! DAD KILLED MY FRIEND!
S: What should we do?
O: Let's kill his friend, with his shoe!

Consider yourself warned, friends.

#5:

Reese had surgery on his throat. He's home and fine. He's also crawling all around, and I chase him most the day with his food pump/pole because he's supposed to be on it 20 hours a day. We're working on it.

#6:

Both babies are getting most of their teeth, at once. We started with an upper lateral, then 3 - 5 more uptop, depending on the kid. My kids are freaks. Nate likes to bite things.

#7:

I got the most amazing thing ever for our Jones Cousin white elephant Christmas party. Be jealous you aren't a Jones cousin. Seriously, I can't wait. Oh, and I thought of a funny, but it was too late, but Emily, this is for you: So we're incharge of drinks and games or drinking games?

#8:

Jason is done with school for the semester!! Hip Hip Hooray! He got a 70/70 on his E-Portfolio. (Or maybe I did.) Regardless, you are going to want to hire him (me) when you never see it. It is amazing, the teacher even commented "BEAUTIFUL!!!" I should direct her to my blog, this is some impressive writing.

Alrighty, I'm done. (Sorry if the cranky showed through the words, I'm cold and tired with an itchy head.)
I love you all!