Anybody want to buy me a pedicure? My super sexy smooth heels ripped my sheets to shreds. Yep, I'm gross like that.What about the ped-egg you ask? I can't hold my breath that long to reach my heels.
Once Melissa gets her Dremel tool for her birthday she can Dremel away all that shame. She'll have to buy a ped-egg attachment. Jason better sleep with one eye open in case you try to brush up against him with those dagger heels! Ouch!
Those must be some freaky freddy krueger heels! Seriously though lets go get you a pedicure. I will go with you even though I think pedicures are torture! Why would anyone pay someone to tickle and torture their feet?
I think these sheets must just be your original favorite sheets and quite possibly could be nearly ten years old. You could have avoided this whole problem if you a) didn't wash your sheets so often or b) soak your feet in bag balm and wear socks to bed.
ok can i just say that is the funniest thing i have ever seen :) every time my heels snaggle jared's shorts i get this look from him - wait till i show him your sheets! dont worry in feb. you can ped egg again :)
I don't know why but that really is really nasty. Sara seriously, you have to take care of that. I miss your grossness though, and if I was there I would insist you get yourself some professional pedi help.
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are you for real?
your feet did that?
If I lived in AZ, I'd give you a pedicure!
Once Melissa gets her Dremel tool for her birthday she can Dremel away all that shame. She'll have to buy a ped-egg attachment. Jason better sleep with one eye open in case you try to brush up against him with those dagger heels! Ouch!
Jake
Those must be some freaky freddy krueger heels! Seriously though lets go get you a pedicure. I will go with you even though I think pedicures are torture! Why would anyone pay someone to tickle and torture their feet?
I think these sheets must just be your original favorite sheets and quite possibly could be nearly ten years old. You could have avoided this whole problem if you a) didn't wash your sheets so often or b) soak your feet in bag balm and wear socks to bed.
ok can i just say that is the funniest thing i have ever seen :) every time my heels snaggle jared's shorts i get this look from him - wait till i show him your sheets! dont worry in feb. you can ped egg again :)
you are funny and I've decided i need to make you my good friend... ha ha ha ha ha. that's funny.
I don't know why but that really is really nasty. Sara seriously, you have to take care of that. I miss your grossness though, and if I was there I would insist you get yourself some professional pedi help.
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