Wednesday, October 29, 2008

...The Goose Is Getting Fat

(ode to Longfellow and Mrs. Stewart for teaching us the most festive songs ever)



So, yes, I know its not even Halloween yet and I'm talking Christmas, but because I have babies coming probably in November or December, and I have one of my cute out-of-state brothers for Christmas, and that will involve mailing things (not the babies,) I am thinking about it now.

My sister-in-law asked me today to make up a list. This is what I'm coming up with.

* How old do you have to be or young do you have to be to have underwear on your list, or to want people to buy them for you? My mom and I were remembering a wedding registry we got one time from Target that had "women's panties" on it. I thought it was weird at the time, but now, I'd totally take them as a gift.

* I want a new pillow that doesn't give me a crink in my neck. I'm kindof a pillow snob, and the last ones I bought were from the $4 bin at Target and I've hated them ever since buying them.

* Stretch marks. Oh wait; check. Sorry people, the babies beat you to it, and they were free.

* Is it rude to ask for a new car? Even though I'm supposed to be staying home, the fact that Jason and I are sharing a vehicle and I don't have the ability to go somewhere if I wanted to is making me insane. So, I'd like one.

* A chimichanga. I'll take that one early, while it's hot.

Thursday, October 23, 2008

Definition for Oakley


bedrest

noun
confinement to bed continuously

So, good luck with a 2 year old, right? Today he smoked a pack of tampons and lathered himself up, head to toe, with KY, baby shampoo and hair crap. He got his second bath for the day by 10:50 AM. Not a record, but certainly not one of my favorite activities.

Poor kid is bored.

Thursday, October 16, 2008

Sunday, October 5, 2008

Rough Times.

Anybody want to buy me a pedicure? My super sexy smooth heels ripped my sheets to shreds. Yep, I'm gross like that.What about the ped-egg you ask? I can't hold my breath that long to reach my heels.